A cigar store Indian is a large, brown piece of wood that's normally carved with a straight-line smile. Now, if you don't think the photo of Sutton looks like this:
http://www.waymarking.com/waymarks/WM2ZRN_Bull_Be…

Bully for you.

A cigar store Indian is a politically incorrect inanimate object. Nowhere did this post insult Native Americans or suggest that Sutton looks like a Native American. My great-grandmother was Native American.

As for my looks, guilty as charged. Which is why I make references to my ugly face, body and hair on tv, radio and the internet with a whole heckuva lot of regularity.

As for the "Mr. T starter set," well, that's where you reveal that you simply don't like me. I wear one ring. That's it. A ring. No watch, bracelet, necklace, tie-clip, lapel pin, nothing. Just a ring. It belonged to my grandfather. The coin it's made form belonged to my great-great-grandfather. And it's not coming off. So if a single ring makes for a Mr. T starter set, well, guess I'll just have to live with that.

Thanks for such ugliness over what was quite clearly a throwaway joke. A joke I stand behind by the way. Cause Sutton, in that photo, looks as brown, tight lipped as any a cigar store Indian I've ever seen.

But thanks for reading,
John