Finebaum Burps Up Another Story
July 14th, 2009 ║ Posted By: MrSEC.com ║ Permalink
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This just in:
Mobile Press-Register Columnist Paul Finebaum has been diagnosed with a severe personality disorder. The specific diagnosis is unknown at this time as Finebaum remains under observation, but the symptoms are similar to rabies. He foams at the mouth and mutters provocative warrish type falacies to coaches and schools around the Southeastern Conference, but typically outside of Alabama.
Just the other day he vomited all over a completely unsuspecting Urban Meyer. Today, his disease appears to be spreading West. Only this morning he relased a new diatribe of insantiy toward Ole Miss.
This has been difficult for the Finebaum family. They are requesting privacy at this time.
But seriously, Paul, your articles are brilliant. You obviously wanted to stir up a little controversy and get mentioned on some blogs. You did it! Good job.
My question is this: When are you going to write about Alabama? Or are they off limits? Does Saban proof-read your stuff before it goes to press?
