HORN DISMISSES B’BALLER GRAY FROM USC
May 23rd, 2008 ║ Posted By: John Pennington ║ Permalink ║ Tags: South Carolina
Sophomore forward Chad Gray has been dismissed from the South Carolina basketball team.
New coach Darrin Horn cited, “repeated violations of team rules” as the reason.
“Violation of team rules” 99% of the time means either A) a kid isn’t going to class or B) a kid is majoring in “Cheech & Chong 101.”
(As for this story, yes, I toyed with headlining it “Horn Dismisses Cock,” or “Horn Shows Cock The Door,” but let’s be honest… we’re going to have so many good USC stories to headline in the years to come, why blow all the smart aleck lines early?)
