May 17th, 2011 11:39 AM║ Posted By: John Pennington ║ Permalink
║ Schools: Florida
Tags: FAVORITE, Ja Juan Story, Katy Perry, South Park Mr
There are times when I think it’s important for all of us to remember that we’re talking — much of the time — about 18-, 19,- and 20-year-old kids. For all the joy and rage, camaraderie and hatred felt and shared over SEC sports, in the end we’re talking about teenagers.
For proof, we bring you this GatorCountry.com Q&A with new Florida receiver Ja’Juan Story. The questions were simple — What number do you want to wear? What’s your biggest hobby? If you were a character from a Disney movie, who would you be?
But one section of the back-and-forth stood out and we’ll just give that part to you verbatim:
Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pre-game ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
Heidi ho, as South Park’s Mr. Hankey would say.
Personally, I don’t know what’s funnier — the fact that this kid just told the whole world that he likes to “doodoo” before a game or that he follows said activity up with some Katy Perry.
Please remember this story the next time you’re trying to figure out why some fabulous athlete didn’t ink with your favorite school when clearly that would have been his best choice. We’re talking about teenagers.
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